Tap water sucks! You can't make me.

I LOVE MY AQUAMANTRA , is all I can say. Mostly, we drink spring water with the labels of Aquamantra I AM LOVED, LUCKY or HEALTHY on it. Our water cooler broke. We have to drink water even though drinking from the tap is something not even my dogs can do. A friend of mine gave me a filter to put on the faucet that is supposed to clear chlorine, etc. Which I'm sure it does, but the taste of it? Well, I might as well go lick my tires! Even cold. I thought, I'd give this a try. I mean environmentalist and bottle-haters make a stink of it, so what if I couldn't have my Aquamantra? I put the tap water in the Aquamantra bottles and refridgerated them. Still ick. Then I added some hydrating drops I got at a show, to give it a more micro-cluster. Still ick. Then I added ph additives, for a different batch. And all the while... my mouth is feeling fuzzy. Almost like I was growing fuzz on the inside of my mouth, the sides of my tongue are hurting and it feels disgusting! Is this what they want us to do? Its not merely a matter of sacrificing, its a matter of f'n hygeine! SORRY, but ... I'd rather pay high for delicious natural spring water than have a fuzzy mouth for trying to stay hydrated. Just my 2 cents.